Krispy Kreme and some bullshit...

You know…I got up this morning and thought what the hell…I’m on a diet (like always) but I really want some doughnuts from Krispy Kreme (two original glazed and two chocolate to be exact). So, I’m driving down the street in the right lane of a four lane road when all of a sudden this lady from the oncoming lane cuts across the two lanes including mine. Ok, about a year and a half ago a lady with no insurance did the same thing in the same spot...I mean what the hell! So, I brake…and tell her to bring her ass on out her and finish cutting me off…which she promptly did. And guess where she ended up turning…yep, she jumped right in front of me in the drive thru of Krispy Kreme. Keep in mind I was already late for work, and now I had three cars in front me. So, I spent all of 5 minutes waiting and listening to the Strawberry Letter (from the Steve Harvey Morning Show) before I got up to the drive thru speaker. Now I don’t know if this is a sign of things to come for the rest of the day or not, but Krispy Kreme…at 8:00 in the morning…with the “Hot” light on…was out of chocolate glazed doughnuts. Needless to say, I drove off…driving over the curb in the process. This is one day that I hope the admissions committee does not contact me.